Muh Dik

Urban Mammy

It A Life Uh Pain An Shit

Urban mammy be knowen pains

Been haven babies since she been outta her chains

Gots ta keeps duh checks a cummin

Done git one raised heah cum a nuh one

Baby daddy be off ta skoo

Ghetto college done got hims too

Finds a nutha gots ta make duh checks

Ain’t no way gonna get dis fixt

Urban mammy be knowen pains

Trudge out fo duh checks in duh poren rains.

It’s a life of pain and shit

Urban mother is aware of pain

Been having babies ever since they let her out of her slave chains

She has to keep the checks coming in

Gets one raised and here comes another one

The baby’s father is off to maximum security prison

The police have found him and arrested him too

She finds another has to make more checks

There isn’t any way she will ever get this fixed

Urban mother is aware of pain

Trudge out for the checks in the pouring rain

Crazy Guy Goes Nuts Want proof that these are the final days? This fine young gentleman has a few words for you. NSFW.

Dat Muh Baby Daddy

He dun shot muh baby daddy

Jovan dun shot muh baby daddy

Tooken off in muh mommas caddy

Po leese be looken fo Jovan

Kilt aw muh peeps an now da man

Want ta put Jovan inda can

Tooken way muh fryin pan

Says caum down muh nigga mammy

Put yo baby in hims pajammies

Jovan be shot muh man so badly

Baby dun loss hims only daddy.

He done shot the father of my child

Jovan done shot the father of my child

Then took off in my mother’s Cadillac

The police are looking for Jovan

He killed all my friends and now the man…

Want to put Jovan in prison

They took away my frying pan

They said calm down ma’am

And put the baby in his pajamas

Jovan shot my husband so badly

My baby done lost his father.

Muh Dik

Muh Dik

Muh dik muh dik

My penis

My penis my penis

My penis mypenis

My penis my penis

Dat Aine Mines

Wunt Me Offissa

Pu me ova says out de cah

cops be unna da seats finden muh jahs

I sez yo dat aine mines

Aine be payen no muh fuggin fines

Cop say yo dis heah yo jenkem

In da jah took aw day ta makem

Sez lookie heah muss be a duzen

I sez yo offissa, dat belon ta muh cousin

Cop sez yo who yo cousin be

Rolls muh eyes look ova at T

Sez onda groun hands bahine yo back

I be smilin he aine foun muh crack

Looken ats me yo free ta goes

Off ta da KFC on muh tippy tose.

It wasn’t me officer

Pulls me over and says out of the car

Cops are under my seats finding my jars

I say Hey that ain’t mine

Ain’t going to be paying no mother fucking fines

Cop says Hey, is this here your jenkem?

In the jar took all day to make them

He says look here there must be a dozen

I said Hey officer that belongs to my cousin

Cop said and who would your cousin be?

I roll my eyes and look over at “T”

He says on the ground hands behind your back

I’m smiling because he hasn’t found my crack

Looking at me “you’re free to go”

Off to the KFC on my tippy toes

You Gotz Some Prollembs Wit Me?

Yo-You gots some prollembs wit me muh fugga

I seez you dare looken ats me

thinken you know how I raise my chillen

What yo prollemb bitch gonna be

Once I commence ta some YT killen

Gonna make muh babies lobsta

An ain no body ghone tells me

How I raise muh babies specchly no YT

Bitch

Hey, do you have some problem with me mother fucker

I see you there looking at me

Thinking you know how I raise my children

What your problem bitch is going to be

Once I commence to some whitey killing

Going to make my babies into lobster

And there ain’t nobody going to tell me

How I raise my babies especially no whitey

Bitch

Imo Keel Yaw Muh Fuggen Momma

Yaw Momma Dedt

Imo keel yaw muh fuggen momma dedt

Atz ryite muh fugga dedt

Cuz yall be dissen muh gawd daddy Mauten

Sayne sheeit bout sheeit and sheeit

Gonna keel yaw muh fuggen momma dedt

Affa I be raypin hur ass teachin

Whity be reechen

Gonna say impeechen

Gonna keel yaw momma dedt

An keel yaw dawg dedt too

An maybe even yaw boo

Cuzzin yaw been dissen muh brutha

Muh nigga Mauten

Who be made duh King of Luther

Momma gonna need a sutcha

Sed gonna keel yaw momma dedt

Your mother is dead

I’m going to kill your mother fucking mother dead

That’s right mother fucker, dead

Because you all are disrespecting my godfather Martin

Saying shit about shit and shit

Going to kill your mother fucking mother dead

After I have raped her ass teaching

Whitey is reaching

Going to say impeaching

Going to kill your mother dead

And kill your dog dead too

And maybe even your girlfriend

Because you have been disrespecting my brother

My nigger Martin

Who has been made the King of Luther

Mother is going to need stitches

I said I’m going to kill your mother dead

I be innocent

Ah Din Do Nuffen

Gotz muh fubawl skawl ship

Ahm on duh feeld

Moven muh ride forgetz ta yeeld

Blue eyed devil see muh tintz

Poo me ova ax me shintz

Gimme lysnse reggie and yo momma furst born

Den looken to muh ride blowen muh horn

Sed hey nigga wut dis heah?

Foun muh dope, foun muh beeah

Now dey gotz me frun a dis glair

Say turn ta da rite look ova dare

I sez but Ah din do nuffen muh fukka

Dey sez yoo goen jail ana wayz sukka

I didn’t do nothing

Got my football scholarship

I’m on the field

Moving in my ride I forget to yield

Blue eyed devil sees my tinted windows

Pulls me over and asks me shit

Give me your license, registration and your mother’s first born

Then they search my car and blow the horn

Said hey son, what is this here?

They found my dope, they found my beer

Now they have me in front of this glare

And say turn to the right and look over there

I say but I didn’t do nothing mother fucker

They say you’re going to jail anyway sucker

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Dave McGovern Jr. Says:
March 14, 2009 at 12:38 am

Nice work good decent white people,please keep up the good work!
Let’s put those sub-human beasts back to work on the farms.only this time as fertiliser.

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Intolerant Says:
March 14, 2009 at 5:06 am

Hi Dave. This comment ended up at the very end of the saved file from the former TOS violation shut down Jaboon Festival. Please comment on the first post to be sure to get my attention and help me realize someone is reading this stuff. It encourages me to post and update more often. White Devil? Is that you man?

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Michael Says:
June 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Decent white people? Content that I have seen on this site is anything but the work of decent people. I would point out that similar propaganda was used in Nazi Germany before and during WWII but it is obvious that the point would be wasted on supporters of this work. It’s a good thing that truly decent people know how to get rid of such trash just as they did during WWII.

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Intolerant Says:
June 3, 2009 at 1:18 pm

OK Michael…first off, you are a fucking moron to have not read the other comments explaining where to comment properly. I swear you fucking niggers are dumber than bottle caps. Secondly, any shit for brains like you who compare THIS material with WWII Nazi Germany is completely ignorant of that reference, being as you likely follow the most true model of such behavior in your nigger phony president. I allow your comment because you display your stupidity so eloquently and clearly for all my DECENT WHITE readers to see and laugh at. Next time you waste my bandwidth with your nigger babble, have the decency to make sense. And if you decide to tell me you’re not “black”, save it shitskin…I’ve heard it all before. If you’re not “black” then you are an even bigger loser deserving of all the pain niggers could ever exact upon you for your “kindness”. Even lion tamers get attacked by the animals they care for. I hope you experience that to the extreme. Fucking Dumb ass.

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Michael Says:
June 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Really? No response? I understand why you would pull the comment. I would too if I were you. I am sure that most people who view this blog see you for what you are but I think you have to have some following or else you wouldn’t be posting. You don’t want them to see you fumble through a response to me. By the way, the amount of bandwidth required for the text I have posted is literally nothing even on a 28.8. Just so you don’t make that mistake again. See? I can help.

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Michael Says:
June 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm

Sorry, you didn’t pull the comment. Lazy reader. Awaiting response.

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Intolerant Says:
June 11, 2009 at 1:17 am

If you were smart enough to realize you are commenting on a dead part of this blog you might understand better the reasons your blather goes unnoticed. You are a particularly arrogant moron. At such a point where you realize what you are commenting on and how to adequately provide an argument based on what is written here I may address your babbling in context. This is satirical poetry making fun of the typical black methods of massacring the English language while highlighting the propensity of the species to commit violent crimes and justify it through denial. You are merely too simple minded to understand the humor. Instead you attempt to project a mythical knowledge of misguided history lessons you were fed by liberal demented college professors who seized upon your vulnerable naive mind and force fed it bullshit. There is no propaganda here, just an exposure of truthful depictions of a miserably retarded species of wild animals. Any semblance of civilized humanity is only due to the poisoning of the human race with the seeds of these barbarians. The dominant genes are what force the one drop rule of the black species. But I digress. This is comedy, albeit far above the heads of misguided dumbfounded dipshits like yourself, but comedy no less. I suggest you find the beginning of this blog, and realize I update it rather infrequently. Making fun of these creatures is tedious, but dealing with idiots like you commenting on shit over a year old is even worse. And your investigative skills into the use of bandwidth to argue an off the cuff remark shows just how fucked up you are. I feel sorry for assholes like you mike. You don’t even know how to properly comment on a simple blog yet you try to argue for your intelligence. Patheitc loser. That is what you are my misguided friend. A loser.

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Michael Says:
June 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm

I really don’t care about much aside from confronting your message. You may call it humor but it is clearly a message. I find it a bit hypocritical of myself to insult you for attacking blacks as I am myself attacking some one who I recognize as inferior. Of course, my attack is valid and yours is not. I suppose you don’t agree that we murder the English language a little more with every generation. I would bet that you have never understood that the English language is a mix of many and is constantly evolving. Not a good argument to condemn a people. As far as breeding goes, prove to me that your genealogy consists of only people from one region and I might be willing to have a discussion on the subject. You might want to do some research however. My point stands valid. You generalize and attack out of fear and insecurity. In doing so you do attack bad people which I would agree with but you also hurt the innocent and so you are wrong to do so.

The fact that you think that there would be any investigation of the term bandwidth is very funny.

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Michael Says:
June 22, 2009 at 8:41 pm

What’s up hillbilly? you ever wonder why the clan wear hoods?

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