Iken Hola Big Mac On Muh Lip Plate

I Lubbs Muh Big Macs An Shit

Been ta duh Mikkey dees gots me muh big mac

Watch muh maing put it in duh sack

He say you wan fries wit dat

I says neva mine no shit

I sez putit on muh plate an be dun widdit

He say lawdy be them sum powa full lipz

I say MTV gotta cuva muh nipps

Sez I flip dat plate up in muh mouff

Dat hole big mac done goin souf.

I love my Big Macs a great deal

I went to McDonald’s and purchased a Big Mac

I watched as the man put it into a bag.

He asked if I wanted fries with my sandwich.

I said please, that isn’t important right now

I asked if he would instead put the Big Mac on my lip plate and let me go

He said to me wow your lips are very strong!

I explained that my nipples were covered by MTV logo stickers

Then I flipped my lip plate up into my mouth.

And ate the Big Mac.