Urban Mammy

It A Life Uh Pain An Shit

Urban mammy be knowen pains

Been haven babies since she been outta her chains

Gots ta keeps duh checks a cummin

Done git one raised heah cum a nuh one

Baby daddy be off ta skoo

Ghetto college done got hims too

Finds a nutha gots ta make duh checks

Ain’t no way gonna get dis fixt

Urban mammy be knowen pains

Trudge out fo duh checks in duh poren rains.

It’s a life of pain and shit

Urban mother is aware of pain

Been having babies ever since they let her out of her slave chains

She has to keep the checks coming in

Gets one raised and here comes another one

The baby’s father is off to maximum security prison

The police have found him and arrested him too

She finds another has to make more checks

There isn’t any way she will ever get this fixed

Urban mother is aware of pain

Trudge out for the checks in the pouring rain

Crazy Guy Goes Nuts Want proof that these are the final days? This fine young gentleman has a few words for you. NSFW.

Dat Muh Baby Daddy

He dun shot muh baby daddy

Jovan dun shot muh baby daddy

Tooken off in muh mommas caddy

Po leese be looken fo Jovan

Kilt aw muh peeps an now da man

Want ta put Jovan inda can

Tooken way muh fryin pan

Says caum down muh nigga mammy

Put yo baby in hims pajammies

Jovan be shot muh man so badly

Baby dun loss hims only daddy.

He done shot the father of my child

Jovan done shot the father of my child

Then took off in my mother’s Cadillac

The police are looking for Jovan

He killed all my friends and now the man…

Want to put Jovan in prison

They took away my frying pan

They said calm down ma’am

And put the baby in his pajamas

Jovan shot my husband so badly

My baby done lost his father.

Muh Dik

Muh Dik

Muh dik muh dik

Muh dik muh dik

Muh dik muh dik

Muh dik muh dik

My penis

My penis my penis

My penis mypenis

My penis my penis

My penis my penis

Dat Aine Mines

Wunt Me Offissa

Pu me ova says out de cah

cops be unna da seats finden muh jahs

I sez yo dat aine mines

Aine be payen no muh fuggin fines

Cop say yo dis heah yo jenkem

In da jah took aw day ta makem

Sez lookie heah muss be a duzen

I sez yo offissa, dat belon ta muh cousin

Cop sez yo who yo cousin be

Rolls muh eyes look ova at T

Sez onda groun hands bahine yo back

I be smilin he aine foun muh crack

Looken ats me yo free ta goes

Off ta da KFC on muh tippy tose.

It wasn’t me officer

Pulls me over and says out of the car

Cops are under my seats finding my jars

I say Hey that ain’t mine

Ain’t going to be paying no mother fucking fines

Cop says Hey, is this here your jenkem?

In the jar took all day to make them

He says look here there must be a dozen

I said Hey officer that belongs to my cousin

Cop said and who would your cousin be?

I roll my eyes and look over at “T”

He says on the ground hands behind your back

I’m smiling because he hasn’t found my crack

Looking at me “you’re free to go”

Off to the KFC on my tippy toes

Fugg Eweu-Here Muh Pome

 

Fugg Eweu

Fugg eweu

Fugg eweu

Fugg eweu

Fugg eweu

You Gotz Some Prollembs Wit Me?

 

Yo-You gots some prollembs wit me muh fugga

I seez you dare looken ats me

thinken you know how I raise my chillen

What yo prollemb bitch gonna be

Once I commence ta some YT killen

Gonna make muh babies lobsta

An ain no body ghone tells me

How I raise muh babies specchly no YT

Bitch

Hey, do you have some problem with me mother fucker

I see you there looking at me

Thinking you know how I raise my children

What your problem bitch is going to be

Once I commence to some whitey killing

Going to make my babies into lobster

And there ain’t nobody going to tell me

How I raise my babies especially no whitey

Bitch

Imo Keel Yaw Muh Fuggen Momma

Yaw Momma Dedt

Imo keel yaw muh fuggen momma dedt

Atz ryite muh fugga dedt

Cuz yall be dissen muh gawd daddy Mauten

Sayne sheeit bout sheeit and sheeit

Gonna keel yaw muh fuggen momma dedt

Affa I be raypin hur ass teachin

Whity be reechen

Gonna say impeechen

Gonna keel yaw momma dedt

An keel yaw dawg dedt too

An maybe even yaw boo

Cuzzin yaw been dissen muh brutha

Muh nigga Mauten

Who be made duh King of Luther

Momma gonna need a sutcha

Sed gonna keel yaw momma dedt

Your mother is dead

I’m going to kill your mother fucking mother dead

That’s right mother fucker, dead

Because you all are disrespecting my godfather Martin

Saying shit about shit and shit

Going to kill your mother fucking mother dead

After I have raped her ass teaching

Whitey is reaching

Going to say impeaching

Going to kill your mother dead

And kill your dog dead too

And maybe even your girlfriend

Because you have been disrespecting my brother

My nigger Martin

Who has been made the King of Luther

Mother is going to need stitches

I said I’m going to kill your mother dead

I be innocent

Ah Din Do Nuffen

Gotz muh fubawl skawl ship

Ahm on duh feeld

Moven muh ride forgetz ta yeeld

Blue eyed devil see muh tintz

Poo me ova ax me shintz

Gimme lysnse reggie and yo momma furst born

Den looken to muh ride blowen muh horn

Sed hey nigga wut dis heah?

Foun muh dope, foun muh beeah

Now dey gotz me frun a dis glair

Say turn ta da rite look ova dare

I sez but Ah din do nuffen muh fukka

Dey sez yoo goen jail ana wayz sukka

I didn’t do nothing

Got my football scholarship

I’m on the field

Moving in my ride I forget to yield

Blue eyed devil sees my tinted windows

Pulls me over and asks me shit

Give me your license, registration and your mother’s first born

Then they search my car and blow the horn

Said hey son, what is this here?

They found my dope, they found my beer

Now they have me in front of this glare

And say turn to the right and look over there

I say but I didn’t do nothing mother fucker

They say you’re going to jail anyway sucker

I Nose You Be Lookin’ at Dis

Sista uh Styles

I be a sista uh styles in muh clothes be tight

Pants be stickin pants be white

Ain’t no nigga saggin

see muh tail be waggin

Nose yaw lookin ad dis

Thinkin muh dik an shizz

Say yaw liken wut yaw see

Den be bringin duh KFC

yo

Sister of Styles

I am a sister of style in my clothes are tight

Pants are sticking pants are white

Is no nigger sagging

See my tail is wagging

I know you are looking at this

Thinking my dick and shit

Say you are liking what you see

Then bring me some Kentucky Fried Chicken

yes

 

Sports Drugs

 

I Be Calmin

Gibbon me da bawl I be runnin upta feeld

Gettin in muh ways ain gonna lets ya steels

Kick it out de ways makin muh points

Nigga gots they fawties, gots they weed an joints

Dat ain cuttin it fo muh seff ya see

Cuz I be calmin down wit muh KFC

yo.

I am calming

Giving me the ball I am running up the field

Getting in my way, not going to let you steal

Kick it out of the way making my points

Niggers have their forties (ozs), have their weeds and joints

That doesn’t cut it for myself you see

Because I am calming down with my Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yes.

 

Shocking

I be Lectrik an Shit

I be lit up likes tymes skware

Sayin yo, stop it ova dare

Say I needs sum seerius zappen

I be juz sitten heah crappen

Fillen muh drawrs and maken some stanken

Gimme a bottle craka, I fix me sum Jenkem

Yo

I am electric and shit

I am lit up like Times Square

Sayings hey, stop it over there

Say I need some serious zapping

I’m just sitting here crapping

Filling my drawers and making some stinking

Give me a bottle, cracker, I’ll fix myself some Jenkem

Yes.

Warrior Cry

Da Zulu War Chant

Lissen heah ta da nooize I be maken

Sizzlin up in da pan like a pound a bacon

tracking on both what I uses da rong box

sayin yo muh fukka yews can sux muh cocks

Dey be cummin fum da lan an fum da sea

Looken ta grabs muh KFC

Uh Huh…

The Zulu War Chant

Listen here to the noise I am making

Sizzling up in the pan like a pound of bacon

Tracking on both what I used the wrong box

Saying hey motherfucker you can suck my cock

They are coming from the land and from the sea

Looking to grab my Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yes.

 

I duh champ

I Be Beatin yo Azz

Dis heah da champ an we ain shitten

Some whitey shorts we be hitten

Beatin dey azz nockenem  out

Sayin dey shit hollerin out lout

Yo muh fukka, cumon ova heah an see

Yaw ain neva been beat by da likes a me

Yo Watamellen

I will be beating your ass

This here is the champ and we’re not shitting

Some white shorts we will be hitting

Beating their ass and knocking them out

Saying their shit and hollering out loud

Hey mother fucker come on over here and see

You ain’t never been beaten by the likes of me.

Yes, Watermelon

 

I be fuzzy

Chekken out muh tail

Whitey be lookin seein muh tail

Thinkin dey be payin muh bail

Gonna git sum a duh goot stuffs see

Has’n muh azz in dey face dey sees me

I do it fo a bucket of da KFC

Yo

Checking out my tail

White men are looking and seeing my tail

Thinking they will be paying my bail

Going to get some of that good stuff you see

Having my ass in their face, they see me

I do it for a bucket of the Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yes.

 

Da bugs be partyin

 

Enda da mumph soakin time

Mammy alway know when it be tyme

Ta set ole Luther Jamal Henerson in line

Gots his nits and bugs be flyin crazy

Waitin anudda mumph be lazy

Sista sez yo Luther yaw head be twitchin

An mammy been stompin da kitchen bitchin

Luther say sheeit it be muh hed

And any wayz, dey be fillin muh bed.

Yo

End of the month soaking time

Mommy always knows when it is time

To set old Luther Jamal Henderson in line

He has his nits and bugs, they are flying crazy

Waiting another month would be lazy

Sister says hey Luther your head is twitching

And mommy has been stomping in the kitchen bitching

Luther says shit, it is my head

And anyway, they are filling my bed.

Yes.

 

Wutt dat smell?

Kidz be doin dey Jenkem agin

Lawdy be when dem boyz cummin homes

bringin dey jars of sewer jones

Jenkems be stewin to da bones

Boyz be lissnen to dey P diddy Combs

We be smellin thinkin dinner yawl see

Waitin fo Tibeus and da KFC

But it Jenkem be stirrin up are appetypes

Thinkin m m m be eatins goot ta-nites!

The children are doing Jenkem again

Lordy be when are those boys coming home

Bringing their jars of sewer jones

Jenkem is stewing to the bones

The boys are listening to their P Diddy Combs

We are smelling, thinking dinner you see

Waiting for Tibeus and the Kentucky Fried Chicken

But it’s Jenkem that is stirring up our appetites

Thinking mmm we will be eating good tonight!

 

Jenkem Stew

Mammy dun dropt da baby

Dun dropt da baby in da jenkem stew

Ain no tellin what eyme gonsta do

Sista say mammy whens ya fillz ya jar

Betta gib dat baby somes CPR

Yo

Mommy has dropped the baby

Dropped the baby in the Jenkem Stew

Ain’t no telling what I am going to do

Sister says mommy, when you fill your jar

Better give that baby some Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation

Yes.

 

Yo I swingin

 

Gotz me muh rackett

Swingin fumma tree swingin fumma vine

Swingin muh rackett nigga be feelin fine

Sista ta sista be swingin auda time

Swingin gonna singin gonna playin muh rhyme

Rubba balls be flyne

Dis here game be mynes an shit

Yo

I have my racket

Swinging from a tree, swinging from a vine

Swinging my racket, nigger is feeling fine

Sister to sister is swinging all of the time

Swinging, going to be singing going to be playing my rhyme

Rubber balls are flying

This here game is mine and shit

Yes.

Cummen Atcha Muh Fukkuh

Muh Bling

Muh bling be shynen like a sun

an shit

Homies be down widdit

Knucklin street fyten

nigga be byten

say shit muh fukkuh why you be singin

wishin an shit ya’ll be blingin

yo

My Bling

My bling is shining like a sun

And shit

My homies are down with it

Knuckling and street fighting

Niggers are biting

They say shit mother fucker why are you singing

Wishing and shit that you are all blinging

Yes

 

 

Wigger Nigger Wamma Jamma Abba Dabba Jabba Boon…I be He be We be See be Dobie doobie doo da day

Dum azz Y T

Bein up in muh face thinkin

watt chu been drinkin

Y T muh fuckin dumm azz dancin

Facin muh 9 chancin

Say nigga gonna fill U up

Gonna M T muh clip ‘n fil yaw cup

Gwone back to yaw momma Y T boy

I be dunn playin wich yo toy

Yo

Dumb ass Whites

Being up in my face thinking

What are you drinking?

White mother fucking dumb asses dancing

Facing my 9 (mm) Chancing

Saying the niggers is going to fill you up

Going to empty my clip and fill your cup

Go on back to your mother white boy

I am done playing with your toy

Yes.

 

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Nigger Art

Duz a nigga be able ta makes fire

Say muh bruthaz be primitive an shit

don’t no nuthin bout no flame

be knucklin alongz lookin wit it

keepin it real makin a name

sez yo muh fucka gimme a dollah

fill you azz with a pocket a nines

Is a nigger able to make fire?

They say my brothers are primitive and shit

They don’t do anything about any flame

They are walking along looking with it

Keeping it real, making a name

They say hey mother fucker, give me a dollar.

I’ll fill your ass with a pocket full of nine (mm)

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Please Don’t Feed The Jaboonies

Tossen me some uh dat KFC

We be stahvin livin on da flies

Gotz me muh dishes, needs me sum fries

We be hungerin sick as can be

Hopin safari bring us da KFC

Pickle on muh head

Plate in muh mouf

Bitch be callin me Kwata Pounda

An shit

Toss me some of that Kentucky Fried Chicken

We are starving, living on the flies

We have our dishes but we need French fries

We are hungry, sick as can be

Hoping the safari will bring us some Kentucky Fried Chicken

Pickle on my head

Plate in my mouth

The bitch is calling me a Quarter Pounder

And shit.

 

 

 

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Nappy Headed Go-

-RILLA 

 

Gimme da bawl

I be openin up muh shit

Swingin down da nabahood

Nigga be down wit it

Da man be callin us hos

Wit da napps and fros

Weeze be knowed dat silly

We ain nuthin but a pack uh gorillaz

Yo gimme muh check bitch

Give me the Ball

I am opening up my shit

Swinging down to the neighborhood

Niggers are down with it

The man is calling us whores

With the naps and afros

We know that that is silly

We aren’t anything but a pack of gorillas

Yes, give me my check bitch.

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Bling Bruthas

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Weez caint stop dancin an shit

 

Bustin da moves

Jumpin an shit ta da beatz

niggaz be dancin in da streetz

bringin on da sistas free

carryin dey KFC

we be dancin gotz da moovz

where da gravy muh fuckahz

yo

Busting the moves

Jumping and shit to the beat

Niggers are dancing in the street

Bringing on the sisters for free

Carrying their Kentucky Fried Chicken

We are dancing, have we have the moves

Where is the gravy mother fucker?

Yes.

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Curiosity killed the white kid

Dat be gonna end yooze

Say yaw looken ats muh head

gonna be putten yaw ass ded

be yo lill Y T bitches

cummen me to gets muh bread

gibben yaw mergencee stitches

gimme yaw lunch money YT ho

be showen ya ta da doe

yo

That is going to end you

I see you are looking at my head

I’ll be putting your ass dead

You are little white bitches

Coming to me to get my money

But I will give you emergency stitches

Give me your lunch money you white whore

I’ll be showing you to the door

Yes

 

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Stupid Nigger

Muh grillz

Muh grillz be shinen

likes da excalade be

gonna gib muh seffs

some KFC

yo

My Grille

My grille is shining

Like an Escalade is

Going to give myself

Some Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yes

 

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Jabba Dabba Boon!

Jammin down da courtz

maken time fo da pointz

sees muh bitch she be hoeden muh bucket

I sez yo bitch I be three pointen

you be sucken

gimme dat chickenz go round da back

bitch be havsin da heart attackz

I sez yo man ref gotz ta havin muh chickenz

given muh bitch sum deep fingah lickenz

yo

Jamming Down The Court

Making time for the points

See my bitch she is holding my bucket

I say hey bitch I am three pointing

You will be sucking

Give me that chicken and go around to the back

The bitch is having a heart attack

I say hey ref, I need to have my chicken

And give my bitch some deep finger licking

Yes

Nappy Headed Litigant

I Muh Sue Imus

I’m a sue da man

dunn hurt muh shit

Talken bout sum comdee skit

Shit be callen me an muh bitches

Ho’s an nappy headit witches

Shit he be won ug guh lee

Muh fukken pink Y-T

Getz his ass off a da air

Putz his ass in Sharptons chair

Cry juz like a litta gurl

Watch hims all kiss his ass an shit

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Jaboon Patrol

Cumminz ta gets muh ass

Dey be profilen da bruthas an shit

Crack cocaine dey tink dey git

We foolz em wit our brillyant skillz

An aw da cops we gonna killz

Shoot dem muhfukkas in dey heads

Send dem to dey mommas deadz

Datz hows da systems runz

Goin to da United Negro College Fund

 

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I be swingen fumm da vines…

A Congoid dream. 

I has a dream it be mines

I be swingen fumm da vines

Gots muh melenz in muh ho

Aink onna starve fo dem no mo

Say yo muh melenz dey be mines

I be swingen fumm da vines

When I getz ta mines big tree

Bitch betta gots da KFC

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Obama Chimpout!

Ima tell ya won tiame

Ima nigga gonna run dis heer plaze

I be wit my shit in yo faze

You gonna be muh bitches

Y-T gonna be scratchen muh itches

Ain gonna be no such a thing of no crime

No mo bruthas gonna be doin no time

When I be gettin ridda that Bush fella

You gonna be bowin ta dis heah gorilla.

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We Duz Chikkin Rite…KFC Frenzy

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Chimp Out Power Pic

 

Nothing like a seizure inducing nigger dance filled with chimp out apes and a typical mug shot coming alive.  Jaaaa Booon!

 

Wigger Nigger Wamma Jamma Abba Dabba Jabba Boon…I be He be We be See be Dobie doobie doo da day

Dum azz Y T

Bein up in muh face thinkin

watt chu been drinkin

Y T muh fuckin dumm azz dancin

Facin muh 9 chancin

Say nigga gonna fill U up

Gonna M T muh clip ‘n fil yaw cup

Gwone back to yaw momma Y T boy

I be dunn playin wich yo toy

Yo

Dumb ass Whites

Being up in my face thinking

What are you drinking?

White mother fucking dumb asses dancing

Facing my 9 (mm) Chancing

Saying the niggers is going to fill you up

Going to empty my clip and fill your cup

Go on back to your mother white boy

I am done playing with your toy

Yes.

 

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Nigger Art

Duz a nigga be able ta makes fire

Say muh bruthaz be primitive an shit

don’t no nuthin bout no flame

be knucklin alongz lookin wit it

keepin it real makin a name

sez yo muh fucka gimme a dollah

fill you azz with a pocket a nines

Is a nigger able to make fire?

They say my brothers are primitive and shit

They don’t do anything about any flame

They are walking along looking with it

Keeping it real, making a name

They say hey mother fucker, give me a dollar.

I’ll fill your ass with a pocket full of nine (mm)

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Please Don’t Feed The Jaboonies

Tossen me some uh dat KFC

We be stahvin livin on da flies

Gotz me muh dishes, needs me sum fries

We be hungerin sick as can be

Hopin safari bring us da KFC

Pickle on muh head

Plate in muh mouf

Bitch be callin me Kwata Pounda

An shit

Toss me some of that Kentucky Fried Chicken

We are starving, living on the flies

We have our dishes but we need French fries

We are hungry, sick as can be

Hoping the safari will bring us some Kentucky Fried Chicken

Pickle on my head

Plate in my mouth

The bitch is calling me a Quarter Pounder

And shit.

 

 

 

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Nappy Headed Go-

-RILLA 

 

Gimme da bawl

I be openin up muh shit

Swingin down da nabahood

Nigga be down wit it

Da man be callin us hos

Wit da napps and fros

Weeze be knowed dat silly

We ain nuthin but a pack uh gorillaz

Yo gimme muh check bitch

Give me the Ball

I am opening up my shit

Swinging down to the neighborhood

Niggers are down with it

The man is calling us whores

With the naps and afros

We know that that is silly

We aren’t anything but a pack of gorillas

Yes, give me my check bitch.

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Bling Bruthas

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Weez caint stop dancin an shit

 

Bustin da moves

Jumpin an shit ta da beatz

niggaz be dancin in da streetz

bringin on da sistas free

carryin dey KFC

we be dancin gotz da moovz

where da gravy muh fuckahz

yo

Busting the moves

Jumping and shit to the beat

Niggers are dancing in the street

Bringing on the sisters for free

Carrying their Kentucky Fried Chicken

We are dancing, have we have the moves

Where is the gravy mother fucker?

Yes.

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Curiosity killed the white kid

Dat be gonna end yooze

Say yaw looken ats muh head

gonna be putten yaw ass ded

be yo lill Y T bitches

cummen me to gets muh bread

gibben yaw mergencee stitches

gimme yaw lunch money YT ho

be showen ya ta da doe

yo

That is going to end you

I see you are looking at my head

I’ll be putting your ass dead

You are little white bitches

Coming to me to get my money

But I will give you emergency stitches

Give me your lunch money you white whore

I’ll be showing you to the door

Yes

 

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Stupid Nigger

Muh grillz

Muh grillz be shinen

likes da excalade be

gonna gib muh seffs

some KFC

yo

My Grille

My grille is shining

Like an Escalade is

Going to give myself

Some Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yes

 

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Jabba Dabba Boon!

Jammin down da courtz

maken time fo da pointz

sees muh bitch she be hoeden muh bucket

I sez yo bitch I be three pointen

you be sucken

gimme dat chickenz go round da back

bitch be havsin da heart attackz

I sez yo man ref gotz ta havin muh chickenz

given muh bitch sum deep fingah lickenz

yo

Jamming Down The Court

Making time for the points

See my bitch she is holding my bucket

I say hey bitch I am three pointing

You will be sucking

Give me that chicken and go around to the back

The bitch is having a heart attack

I say hey ref, I need to have my chicken

And give my bitch some deep finger licking

Yes

Nappy Headed Litigant

I Muh Sue Imus

I’m a sue da man

dunn hurt muh shit

Talken bout sum comdee skit

Shit be callen me an muh bitches

Ho’s an nappy headit witches

Shit he be won ug guh lee

Muh fukken pink Y-T

Getz his ass off a da air

Putz his ass in Sharptons chair

Cry juz like a litta gurl

Watch hims all kiss his ass an shit

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Jaboon Patrol

Cumminz ta gets muh ass

Dey be profilen da bruthas an shit

Crack cocaine dey tink dey git

We foolz em wit our brillyant skillz

An aw da cops we gonna killz

Shoot dem muhfukkas in dey heads

Send dem to dey mommas deadz

Datz hows da systems runz

Goin to da United Negro College Fund

 

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I be swingen fumm da vines…

A Congoid dream. 

I has a dream it be mines

I be swingen fumm da vines

Gots muh melenz in muh ho

Aink onna starve fo dem no mo

Say yo muh melenz dey be mines

I be swingen fumm da vines

When I getz ta mines big tree

Bitch betta gots da KFC

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Obama Chimpout!

Ima tell ya won tiame

Ima nigga gonna run dis heer plaze

I be wit my shit in yo faze

You gonna be muh bitches

Y-T gonna be scratchen muh itches

Ain gonna be no such a thing of no crime

No mo bruthas gonna be doin no time

When I be gettin ridda that Bush fella

You gonna be bowin ta dis heah gorilla.

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We Duz Chikkin Rite…KFC Frenzy

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Chimp Out Power Pic

 

Nothing like a seizure inducing nigger dance filled with chimp out apes and a typical mug shot coming alive.  Jaaaa Booon!

 

Wigger Nigger Wamma Jamma Abba Dabba Jabba Boon…I be He be We be See be Dobie doobie doo da day

Dum azz Y T

Bein up in muh face thinkin

watt chu been drinkin

Y T muh fuckin dumm azz dancin

Facin muh 9 chancin

Say nigga gonna fill U up

Gonna M T muh clip ‘n fil yaw cup

Gwone back to yaw momma Y T boy

I be dunn playin wich yo toy

Yo

Dumb ass Whites

Being up in my face thinking

What are you drinking?

White mother fucking dumb asses dancing

Facing my 9 (mm) Chancing

Saying the niggers is going to fill you up

Going to empty my clip and fill your cup

Go on back to your mother white boy

I am done playing with your toy

Yes.

 

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Nigger Art

Duz a nigga be able ta makes fire

Say muh bruthaz be primitive an shit

don’t no nuthin bout no flame

be knucklin alongz lookin wit it

keepin it real makin a name

sez yo muh fucka gimme a dollah

fill you azz with a pocket a nines

Is a nigger able to make fire?

They say my brothers are primitive and shit

They don’t do anything about any flame

They are walking along looking with it

Keeping it real, making a name

They say hey mother fucker, give me a dollar.

I’ll fill your ass with a pocket full of nine (mm)

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Please Don’t Feed The Jaboonies

Tossen me some uh dat KFC

We be stahvin livin on da flies

Gotz me muh dishes, needs me sum fries

We be hungerin sick as can be

Hopin safari bring us da KFC

Pickle on muh head

Plate in muh mouf

Bitch be callin me Kwata Pounda

An shit

Toss me some of that Kentucky Fried Chicken

We are starving, living on the flies

We have our dishes but we need French fries

We are hungry, sick as can be

Hoping the safari will bring us some Kentucky Fried Chicken

Pickle on my head

Plate in my mouth

The bitch is calling me a Quarter Pounder

And shit.

 

 

 

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Nappy Headed Go-

-RILLA 

 

Gimme da bawl

I be openin up muh shit

Swingin down da nabahood

Nigga be down wit it

Da man be callin us hos

Wit da napps and fros

Weeze be knowed dat silly

We ain nuthin but a pack uh gorillaz

Yo gimme muh check bitch

Give me the Ball

I am opening up my shit

Swinging down to the neighborhood

Niggers are down with it

The man is calling us whores

With the naps and afros

We know that that is silly

We aren’t anything but a pack of gorillas

Yes, give me my check bitch.

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Bling Bruthas

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Weez caint stop dancin an shit

 

Bustin da moves

Jumpin an shit ta da beatz

niggaz be dancin in da streetz

bringin on da sistas free

carryin dey KFC

we be dancin gotz da moovz

where da gravy muh fuckahz

yo

Busting the moves

Jumping and shit to the beat

Niggers are dancing in the street

Bringing on the sisters for free

Carrying their Kentucky Fried Chicken

We are dancing, have we have the moves

Where is the gravy mother fucker?

Yes.

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Curiosity killed the white kid

Dat be gonna end yooze

Say yaw looken ats muh head

gonna be putten yaw ass ded

be yo lill Y T bitches

cummen me to gets muh bread

gibben yaw mergencee stitches

gimme yaw lunch money YT ho

be showen ya ta da doe

yo

That is going to end you

I see you are looking at my head

I’ll be putting your ass dead

You are little white bitches

Coming to me to get my money

But I will give you emergency stitches

Give me your lunch money you white whore

I’ll be showing you to the door

Yes

 

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Stupid Nigger

Muh grillz

Muh grillz be shinen

likes da excalade be

gonna gib muh seffs

some KFC

yo

My Grille

My grille is shining

Like an Escalade is

Going to give myself

Some Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yes

 

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Jabba Dabba Boon!

Jammin down da courtz

maken time fo da pointz

sees muh bitch she be hoeden muh bucket

I sez yo bitch I be three pointen

you be sucken

gimme dat chickenz go round da back

bitch be havsin da heart attackz

I sez yo man ref gotz ta havin muh chickenz

given muh bitch sum deep fingah lickenz

yo

Jamming Down The Court

Making time for the points

See my bitch she is holding my bucket

I say hey bitch I am three pointing

You will be sucking

Give me that chicken and go around to the back

The bitch is having a heart attack

I say hey ref, I need to have my chicken

And give my bitch some deep finger licking

Yes

Nappy Headed Litigant

I Muh Sue Imus

I’m a sue da man

dunn hurt muh shit

Talken bout sum comdee skit

Shit be callen me an muh bitches

Ho’s an nappy headit witches

Shit he be won ug guh lee

Muh fukken pink Y-T

Getz his ass off a da air

Putz his ass in Sharptons chair

Cry juz like a litta gurl

Watch hims all kiss his ass an shit

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Jaboon Patrol

Cumminz ta gets muh ass

Dey be profilen da bruthas an shit

Crack cocaine dey tink dey git

We foolz em wit our brillyant skillz

An aw da cops we gonna killz

Shoot dem muhfukkas in dey heads

Send dem to dey mommas deadz

Datz hows da systems runz

Goin to da United Negro College Fund

 

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I be swingen fumm da vines…

A Congoid dream. 

I has a dream it be mines

I be swingen fumm da vines

Gots muh melenz in muh ho

Aink onna starve fo dem no mo

Say yo muh melenz dey be mines

I be swingen fumm da vines

When I getz ta mines big tree

Bitch betta gots da KFC

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Obama Chimpout!

Ima tell ya won tiame

Ima nigga gonna run dis heer plaze

I be wit my shit in yo faze

You gonna be muh bitches

Y-T gonna be scratchen muh itches

Ain gonna be no such a thing of no crime

No mo bruthas gonna be doin no time

When I be gettin ridda that Bush fella

You gonna be bowin ta dis heah gorilla.

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We Duz Chikkin Rite…KFC Frenzy

Chimp Out Power Pic

 

Nothing like a seizure inducing nigger dance filled with chimp out apes and a typical mug shot coming alive.  Jaaaa Booon!